Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
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Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
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Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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