Don't you send me to vm
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
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how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
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he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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