Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
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Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
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I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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