She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
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I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
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But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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