spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
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i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
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Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
My vagina is officially offended.
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