Who did Billy Mays play for?
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
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Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
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He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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