we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
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LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
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I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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