p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
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I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
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Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
A+ Viking dick
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