fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
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There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
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There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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