Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
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Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
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My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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