you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
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Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
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Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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