listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
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That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
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All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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