Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Sponge bath it is.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
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just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
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She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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