If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
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i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
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you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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