I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
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Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
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sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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