just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
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It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
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Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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