brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
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She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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