so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
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Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
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A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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