dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
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don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
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National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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