Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
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I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
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What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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