operation harelip BJ is a go
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
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Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
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I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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