HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
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malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
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Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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