Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
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She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
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I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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