Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
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Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
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He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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