just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
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I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
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TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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