He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
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If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
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She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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