Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
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Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
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Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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