He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
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Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
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just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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