Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
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thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
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that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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