How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
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I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
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He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
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Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
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