Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
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just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
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On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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