is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
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its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
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They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
so much tequila, so little girl.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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