he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
The best revenge is premature balding
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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