i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I wannas sexs uuuuu
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
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I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
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This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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