Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
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I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
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We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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