Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
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But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
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60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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