Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
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i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
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please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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