yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
wow bdsm is so cute
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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