I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
How's work?
Spinning.
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vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
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Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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