Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
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I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
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i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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