if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
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The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
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This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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