How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
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