The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
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That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
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I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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