Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
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I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
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how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
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