what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
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I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
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They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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