The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
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I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
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Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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