Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
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Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
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He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
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