I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
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broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
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It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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