Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
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Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
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In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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