i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
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He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
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you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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